She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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