There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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