ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I booty called her while she was in labor.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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