i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I just found a bag of teeth...
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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