so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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