so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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