Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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