You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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