Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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