i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
