So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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