It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
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