the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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