so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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