it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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