FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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