stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'm always down for nudity.
i out mim tonsoeep
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