why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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