Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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