hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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