Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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