is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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