after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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