and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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