you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I just had sex on a roof
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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