When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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