That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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