and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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