just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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