i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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