think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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