I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
