i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Randomize
