I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
tell me about the eggs
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