Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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