Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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