You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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