hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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