his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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