That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize