First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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