I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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