I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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