I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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