): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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