So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
you traded sex for a burrito?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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