i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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