I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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