Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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