How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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